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No one talks about this secret to truly excellent celebrity-looking skin

No one talks about this secret to truly excellent celebrity-looking skin

Possibly because they want to keep it to themselves. But I won't. (I'm SUCH a good person…)

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Gwyneth without make up

NGL my skin is looking especially FIRE lately. Very: Gwyneth Paltrow without make up. Glowy and comfortable and good without trying. Natural (where, by ‘natural’ we mean ‘really good and not at all like it’s been retouched with a TikTok filter the government will eventually table an enquiry about, because its impact on the mental health of the general populous is so severe,’).

It’s because I’ve been doing this skin treatment thing which, while not exactly a total secret, is not talked about - not nearly enough. It’s one of the many quiet things celebrities do, but us normos generally do not - the cumulative results of which explain why celebs look just so much glossier and glowier and shinier and more expensive than us, which we just assume is down to their genes, which are in the mix - of course! They’re the beautiful people!

But there’s also this kind of thing.

Which really helps.

What is it?

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