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The results of my most breathtakingly excellent new tweak.

The results of my most breathtakingly excellent new tweak.

Before and after pics. It's not QUITE a face lift, but…

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It’s a year since my mate F took voluntary redundancy, took the cash and the time, then embarked on a midlife glow up.

(She’d meant to Find Herself, but here we are.)

Every time I saw her, F looks glossier and sleeker and buffer than the time before. Her body gets hencher so her leggings get tighter and her tops magically lose their sleeves, her hair gets auburn streaks which catch the light just right, her brows get fleek, her pores, refined, she gets a lil botox, a lil fake tan… She is clearly having the time of her life, who said this sh*t doesn't bring joy?

And then: she got the breathtakingly good tweak.

“WOW” I said, when I saw the results.

“I KNOW” F said. “You should get it, too.”

So - I did.

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