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How The Female Body Works
A free extract from my new book! You are WELCOME (and do please buy all of it)
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How to dress for summer so you don't look like everyone else
Featuring some OG classics from my wardrobe (and purchasable-now equivalents) - and some brand, spanking new goodness
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On: Abortion, the best piece in Uniqlo - maybe the ENTIRE HIGH STREET - this week, and: does being thin make me right wing?
I don't call it "Broad" for no reason
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A short, sweet, sexy SEXY shopping list
I've been to some press events. I've seen some stuff. I've tried some new beauty product. I've discovered the £1.75 accessory of the summer! Here's the…
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One (more) powerful trick, which will stop you women going invisible at 45
I missed it off my original list. Soz! Now: I rectify that!
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"I stopped taking Mounjaro! Here's what happened next…
It was scary how I’d forgotten the bind of constantly thinking about food. All. The. Time."
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One big, fat, glorious list of raging fabulosity
A lot of shopping (and a bit of stuff which *isn't* shopping, but is also very very glorious, eg, telly) YOU. ARE. WELCOME.
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Worried about piling the weight back on, once you come off Ozempic? Don't! You just need to acquire this one, simple habit!
As a long term slim person, I absolutely swear by it. (Plus, in related news: the 90 minute treatment which took my belly from Before to After…
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May 2025

So: do I regret my abortions?
Not for a second. Do I worry terribly about the devastating impact a lack of abortion provision is having on the lives - and in the tragic, twisted case…
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15 Deeply Cool Shopping Things: My New Summer Edit
Featuring flip flops which won't f**k your knees, jeans even better than the last lot I recc'd, an exquisite phone case, a bag I keep almost buying, …
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Everything you ever wanted to know about my eye lift but were too afraid to ask
Including: how I did it, why I did it, WHO did it; how much it hurt, how recovery went, how happy I am with the result... Plus a ton of before, after…
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How to write so people pay you
Or just: how to write *better*
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